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===The Plot=== Mask of merchants adorned,<br> We marched to the castle forewarned,<br> Of a scheme that was dangerously specious,<br> Giddy with fellowship we trekked on facetious<br> Three days three nights the wayfarers spent,<br> Crested the last hill and met with the first dent,<br> Prepare yourself , for magical defences are singing,<br> Songs of dirge , warning bells and chimes ringing,<br> But our collective is strong , buoyed by Dal loyalist,<br> A ranger , some soldiers and a fledgling violinist<br> We reach the castle , glimpse a fleeting figure,<br> Compelled into action we follow with vigour,<br> The apparition turns, countenance of an old man gaffer,<br> Its the fucking Lich! Our visage goes pallor,<br> With hail and fire the party is beset,<br> The grinning bastard doesn't even break a sweat,<br> He vanishes then without a trace,<br> We walk back nincompoops and in disgrace,<br> Inspecting the castle ingress,<br> Opening the door reveals a fleshy undress,<br> No way in, we scale the castle summit,<br> To enter the castle, in a plummet,<br> Falling feet, falling first , head last,<br> A look at our landing pad leaves us aghast,<br> What was cognized to be a lacuna at our toes,<br> Is but a ligament of a giant in Jesus Christ pose<br> While we gawk witless at what's befell,<br> Imphraezl appears and casts a spell,<br> And freezes us in place, unmovable,<br> Then a man sized insect rises, odious and abominable,<br> Suction cup mouth and needle teeth, it bedecks,<br> And extends its proboscis at our apoplectic necks<br> Insect sucks , we fight,<br> Rezik counter-spells with all his might,<br> Kaylorr and Jorg unfetter with sheer force of will,<br> And in concert, we asunder its wings and execute a kill<br> The ruse is still afoot, vacuous artifacts in guise,<br> Imphraezl comes out to bandy, for the beholders eyes,<br> Rezik palavers, but its not going well,<br> Gravity turns sideways and out of the castle we fell,<br> Stupefaction clears , deaths ugly head rears<br> Rezik has died in the fall, he was quite a guy!<br> We use the wagon to hold his corpus delicti,<br> Make our way back to the castle deflated,<br> Only to find Imphraezl having vacated,<br> Bjorn the giant is still here , hasn't moved,<br> We think it a good idea to have his chains loosed<br> Jorg announces himself and Bjorn rages,<br> A fearsome onslaught of strength and power wages,<br> We sound the retreat , but Jorg is mired in a fight for his subsistence,<br> And then giant arms descend, clapping away his existence...<br>
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